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With wide eyes you watched as the killer pulled out the silver blade out of the woman's chest, a big grin on his hideous face. He came closer to the camera, so only his bloody face was visible and then… everything turned black and there was an earsplitting scream.

"Shit, dude that was fucking scary!"

"I know," you answered back, still hiding your face in Alfred's chest. "It's over, right?"

"Thank god it is…"

You felt a light buzz in your left pocket, indicating you got a text message. You swiftly took out your expensive, useless phone and unlocked it. You found the message and opened it.

From: Unknown
Title: I'm here…

I'm in your neighborhood, sweetie. You better watch out, with that stupid boyfriend of yours.

You ignored the message and passed the phone to your boyfriend. The only glared at it, annoyed because he got called stupid. A few minutes later you got another text, making you let out another irritated sigh and open it.

From: Unknown
Title: Coming nearer.

Guess what, love. I'm on your street; I must say it's very lovely. I can see your lovely white house from here.

You gave the boy next to you the phone, with slightly shaking hands. Your house was the only white house in the neighborhood and what if the person wasn't joking. You cuddled with your boyfriend, trying to forget the creepy texts. Not a minute later there was another buzz…

You honestly were quite scared to open the message, so your boyfriend did it for you and read it. With shaking hands he handed you the phone.

From: Unknown
Title: Almost at your house, love.

Lovely garden you have there, poppet. Just disliking the view from the windows. Your boyfriend is quite irritating… better get rid of him.

"W-what? This must be some kind pathetic joke," you exclaimed, hugging even tighter your boyfriend. The phone was still in your hand, as you were expecting another text. And two minutes later, yes you were counting the time, you got a text.

From: Unknown
Title: In front of your house.

Don't believe me? I'll shoot to prove it, love. I know you're wondering what I'm after? You, poppet…

Right after both of you read the text there was a gunshot outside. "Shit, Alfred let's hide somewhere safe."

Not even a second after the two of you sat up from the coach the electricity went out. You hugged the boy, both of you screaming. There was a distant flash, making you bury your face in the American's shirt.

Suddenly the electricity came back, revealing the unknown man…

…blond hair, emerald green eyes, mother fucking huge caterpillar eyebrows. He was holding a digital camera in his hand, grinning.

"Arthur, you bastard!"

Ugh, I wrote this piece of shit some time ago, and after browsing around my computer I found it. So, I thought that maybe I should post it . . .

I hope you like it, though it's short and idiotic.

I'm still working on my requests, some of them are almost done, while I have some ideas for the others. But sadly because of my French classes I have no free time.

. . . I know this isn't the place to ask, and no one is going to read this, but can someone help me with my French? Please send me a note if you are willing to help me.

- Kali <3
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ILikeToDrawHomestuck Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
MareNostrumZelda Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Arthur Kirkland I will slit your throat while you sleep
ResidentEvilHetalia Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2014  Student General Artist
As soon as i saw 'love' i would text back: Arthur i with rip your throat out. You have five seconds to run.

I am so nice XD
But wait.....wouldn't I have his number?........AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DX
zoethegreat8668 Featured By Owner May 31, 2014   General Artist
lol I knew it was Arthur
Yuki-the-Trickster Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2014  Student General Artist
Lol I kept thinking of Ollie when I was reading XD
TheChosenOne14 Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
*cracs knuckles* you better run british boy!
Verena-Vreni Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2013
O.O Arthur, you scared the living daylights out of me. *faints*
kaiden00p Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2013
I saw the "killer" say love and poppet
Ivans-sunflower2468 Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013
I saw "love" and was like... Arthur you wanker! See, I can speak british too. XD
TD-stadsforTailsdoll Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
At first I thought that was 2p Arthur
lignamus10 Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2012
when i read that the "killer" said "love" I was all, "author you sly dog!"
karks1992 Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012
Totally awesome:D
Yuki-the-Trickster Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012  Student General Artist
I totally knew it was him! Always remember him when he says 'Poppet' and 'Love'. Man Arthur you're such a stalker! BTW I love the story!
Yurri1234 Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2012  Hobbyist
Wow.... Good story, scared the living hell outta me.
Ai-Alchemy Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2012  Student Filmographer
this made me smile XD
CrystalRainbow8 Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Ah... I knew it was him... Him and his proper english talk
RAE8892 Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
It was great! Loved it!
tamarussia Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I knew it was him as soon as he said, "Guess what, love." Only England refers to girls politely as 'love' :DD
Rev-and-Ulv Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2012
Love? Poppet? How did I not realize it was Arthur from the start?! Lol

Gotta love it. XD
crazy-aika Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
That really scare me ;_________;
DancingShizuofan Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
omg I thought it was gilbert at first then the word poppet came up and like it's either arthur or 2p england. good job
Espeonsilverfire2 Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2012
Knew it was Arthur from the moment he started saying 'lovely' XD And I know some French :P
awesomegirlO Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2012
As soon as I saw the word "Love", I was like
LOL Artie I know it's you.
Awesome story.
Gekko73 Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2012
HillsOfSilence Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
This is so hilarious! Thank you for sharing!

I am not the person with French, I'm sorry!
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